The life of a stray cat roaming

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via all-i-needed-was-a-cuppa-tea)

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*

ATLA

anchoiviess:

The writers of ATLA and Nickelodeon released comic book sets that explain what happened to Zuko’s mother, Toph’s relationship with her parents, how Republic City was founded, and other events that are linked to the Legend of Korra.

The Promise
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(Part 1)
(Part 2)
(Part 3)

The Search
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(Part 1)
(Part 2)
(Part 3)

The Rift
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(Part 1)
(Part 2)
(Part 3) Scheduled to be released in November 2014

(via burdseed)

kelleiwhat:

killedmycatatemytailor:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

Shut up. Everybody shut UP and watch this vine.

I don’t know what it is about bouncing baby animals, but it always makes me so happy.

(Source: koolghoul, via whalla)

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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(Source: the-family-kenway, via mayziisntthatcool)

majestalecter:

God, the best gif ever

siobhansvdler:

this is alicia florrick

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she is very cute

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when she is confused she turns into a puppy

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when she is angry she turns into a dragon

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i love alicia florrick

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(Source: bedeliadumaurieer)

hufflepuffsdisneyaddict:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

that last comment just blew my mind

(via keepcalmandavengersassemble)