*straight person voice* love whoever the fuck you want to love!!!
Why does it have to be a straight person saying this? What’s the point?
because tumblr seems to have an unhealthy obsession w/ making fun of straight people to the point of where it doesn’t even have to make sense anymore and even something that could be construed as positive gets turned into mean spirited joke
FUCKING THANK YOU.
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FREAKIN PISSED OFF
Well that’s a fairy good point friend.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
How could I have ignored it? The signs were all there…
And yet I foolishly tested fate.
WHAT HAVE I DONE